If you're a Hollywood bigshot, contact me. I got Big Ideas.
They were brothers in an immortal order…two of the most dangerous vampires to ever walk the night…until they broke the one rule every vampire must obey: they fell in love with a mortal woman. Now TK (Wiseau) and Edge (Gackt) must fend off the endless legions of night as they both pursue a romance that threatens to tear apart a brothership that has spanned centuries…
Coming summer of 2030, BLOODY EDGE starring Tommy Wiseau and GACKT in the legendary collaboration the world has been yearning for.
Sometimes your brain makes the Funny Internet Words and then you spend 3 hours creating that reality
This was more of a high concept promotional image, really more trying to grasp the feel of what the conclusion to the Blart trilogy would have looked like, and less the actual minutiae of plot.
This one's not really a movie idea I'm just expressing my Passions
When a madman (Nicolas Cage) abducts six high school girls, it is up to their ex-special forces fathers (Idris Elba, Dolph Lundgren, Nathan Fillion, Jackie Chan, Dwayne Johnson, Vin Diesel) to invade a dangerous island where they must face a veritable army of deadly killers and traps, and eventually the Island Master himself.....and each other. Can they make it before prom is ruined? Enter the world of....
D.I.L.F.
Dads I'd Like to [Fight]
Three mercenaries find their plans set awry when they are forced to take care of a newborn child. Embroiled in a deadly secret war, they will need to learn to change diapers while fending off Russian hitmen, and maybe learn a thing or two about fatherhood.
I made this literally in the middle of a dnd session PLEASE do not contact me about the apostrophe being in the wrong spot i didn't save the psd
America’s funnyman Adam Sandler and first time actress Florence Welch (Florence and the Machine) star together in a hilarious holiday romance that is sure to have the whole family laughing!
Hopeless romantic and perpetual bachelor Dave Beirrman (Sandler) has finally found the perfect girl. Sarah (Welch) is smart, funny, and might just be charming enough to win the approval of Dave’s two hypercritical gay fathers on their annual 12 day Christmas holiday retreat in Hawaii. There’s just one problem-- Sarah has a second persona where she’s a sexy humanoid dog! Will Dave be able to keep this secret buried in yard, or is he headed straight for the doghouse?
Vince Vaugn (Dodgeball) and Christopher Walken (Pulp Fiction) co-star in THE 12 DAYS OF YIFFMAS, a holiday classic that your family will watch again and again!
Aaron Scott (Rudd) loves kids. He has to, in order to be the head marketing director for a major toy manufacturer. He may love them, but when his son Denver comes for the weekend, he simply doesn’t have the time. With a major toy release looming on the horizon, he must come up with a gamechanging campaign. His plans go awry however, when neglected Denver makes a wish to spend more time with his dad, and things get a little “freaky”! Can Aaron find a way to reverse this before his meeting on Monday or is he going to the time-out corner?